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Zidane blames Materazzi insults. It did look like he was provoked, but hey if you’re gonna go out of the game like that, then at least hit him in the face or summat !

And some funnies…

You remember being a kid and wondering “if I started to dig in the garden, will I get to Australia?”

Well you can find out with this Dig a hole Google Maps application. Smart and fun use of the API!

Unfortunately, from my back garden I ended up in the ocean just off New Zealand!

Mainly the users… I feel sorry for this fellow who was selling his Ford Galaxy.

A few of the gems…

Ok for the person who came to test drive it and exclaimed “Oh it’s Silver - I don’t want a Silver one!” Yes it’s Silver. Just so that there is no error here The title says it’s Silver, the description confirms this and guess what? When you look at the photo’s what do you see? Yup you got it. It is indeed Silver. I am so glad that you came to view it, thanks for brightening my day.

Ok a round up of the latest emails:

* Sorry no swaps or trade-ins - I’m not a garage! Not even a very nice garden shed painted red that I have to dismantle myself, but thanks for the offer.
* Being registered in 2000 makes it 6 years old…I have never heard of a warranty this long so no it is not under warranty.
* Yes it is road legal - it’s got an Mot!
* Nope no tax
* Yes it has a spare wheel. (Have I landed on a different planet or something?)
* No faults that I know of beyond what’s in the description however that’s not a promise as I’m not a mechanic and no there is no trial period. Come and try it make your own mind up. If you win you buy.
* No I don’t think that I’m your long lost husband George from Arbroath regardless of how sarcastic I appear to be. It’s called humour where I’m from. Personally I think George did the right thing where ever he is.
* The only finance is: you pay me I give you the car, I’m not a bank!
* I can’t vouch for the other owners but no accidents that I am aware of.
* Yes you can look at it but no you can’t take it for a two day test drive. (I am sure April 1st has gone).
* Ha ha very funny, no it’s not made out of chocolate. (Why me. I get on a train / bus and I get the nutter. I even land the nutty taxi drivers who have just had Paris Hilton in the cab ‘honest’ - yeh right.). Get a life and start bidding.
* How do you place a bid?…sorry if this is too complicated for you I tend to think that driving might just be a stretch too far.
* No it’s not left hand drive and your holiday in france and the precise route sounds wonderful. send me a postcard.

Arghhh

I’m never selling a car on ebay that’s for sure !

Dr. Sarah’s Futurama Ï€k - Mathematics in the Year 3000

Futurama is a rare exception in broadcast television - a satirical science fiction cartoon that aims its jokes squarely at the top of the brow. Futurama is especially fun to watch because math, science, or programming references seem to appear in almost every episode.

This is one of the reasons why I like Futurama over The Simpsons. The humour is just much more than someone saying ‘Doh’.

Have a posh gig to attend?

You need RJ45 cuff links

Seems Office is offering some startling new features…

hmm, can’t you just sort the columns to do that ?